Date Everything

Date Everything! is a quirky first-person dating sim where you’re not romancing people – you’re romancing your household. Yes, seriously. Your fridge? Totally dateable. That vacuum cleaner? Sassy and full of secrets. Developed by Sassy Chap Games and published by Team17, this offbeat title mixes humor, storytelling, and surreal romance into one chaotic package. It’s like Hatoful Boyfriend took a deep breath and decided to clean the house.

What’s the deal?

After losing your job to AI, life gets weird fast. A mysterious gift lands in your lap – magical “umaviators” that let you see the hidden personalities of your household objects. Suddenly, your entire apartment is full of chatty, emotional, and surprisingly flirty items. It’s not just a joke – it’s your new reality.

Gameplay that flips dating sims on their head

Date Everything (also known as Date Everything!) throws you into an exploration-driven story. Wander around your home in FPP (first-person perspective), uncover who’s got a crush on you – and who might just hate your guts. Objects come alive with voices, unique looks, and personalities that range from sweet to… unsettling.

• Explore your home – Every room hides a potential love interest.
• Meet animated objects – Literally. They talk, they flirt, they feel.
• Branching dialogues – Your choices steer each relationship.
• Love, befriend, or get ghosted – Not everyone’s into you.
• Visual novel meets 3D wandering – The best of both worlds.

Who’s behind this madness?

Created by a team of voice actors-turned-devs (shoutout to Robbie Daymond and crew), this indie experiment embraces the absurd. Whether you’re whispering sweet nothings to the air or arguing with your laundry basket, every moment feels unpredictable.

Visuals & Sound

The 3D home interiors feel cozy enough, but the real charm lies in the vibrant 2D portraits. Each object has a face – yes, even the air. The soundtrack? Quirky and surprisingly emotional, with original themes tied to each object’s… vibe. It’s a weirdly immersive touch.

Is it for everyone?

If you’re into standard dating sims, this might be a curveball. But if you liked Dream Daddy or Hatoful Boyfriend, you’ll feel right at home. It’s silly, heartfelt, and often hilarious. Just don’t try to explain it to your grandma.

Where to play?

Available on PC, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X/S, it’s part of the Xbox Play Anywhere program too. Whether you’re gaming on console or curled up with your laptop, there’s no excuse not to find love… in your own living room.

Similar weird gems:

• Hatoful Boyfriend – Pigeon dating. Need we say more?
• Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator – Suburban dad love story.
• Hades – Okay, not a dating sim, but great dialogue and stylish flair.

Lesson learned: Never underestimate your fridge. It might just be your soulmate.